Don't be misled by how I appear to be. I know that my appearance reflects a side chick, but it's far from my temperament. I, for one, value myself and will only fall for a guy who can exhibit me as his main chick.

My favourite gesture is when a lad kisses me behind the lugholes. It is bleedin' intimate and cute. Makes a bint have butterflies in her stomach. I just want a man who will do that to me and more. All I have at the moment is my hotdog pillow.

Here's my way of describing myself. I'm the droll, sarcastic dame whose lips you want to smother up with a good round of torrid and passionate smooches. I'm striking, adventurous, frank, and possess a dazzling simper.

I'd be happy to find out if someone would want to wank at the thought of me. Or if someone would want to share their dirty thoughts or fantasies with me. I'm an open minded lass and having a flirty conversation is a good way to end my day.

I spend a lot of time doing the things I love like going to the beach to have a tan and lying on the seashore while watching the sun go down. Boating is also one activity I usually do. It's amazing being in the middle of the sea.

In most of my past relationships, I have always been the one wearing the trousers. It’s because I am a control freak who craves to be in control of everything and everyone in my life. However, I’m willing to change my ways for the right lad, espe...