Let me be direct with you. I am not a hopeless romantic lass who's looking for the love of her life. Who I am is a very horny lass who is in desperate need of some good fuck. If you think you can give me what I need, beep me up NOW.

I'm a night owl who has been in a desperate search for someone for too long already. I want just a night of pleasure and be pounded on the wall. Just a man wanted to be taken rough and hard. That's all.

Shove me onto the bed and fuck me as hard as you can. That's the kind of shagging I fancy. A session of hard raw fucking that would leave me aching for days. Call me your whore and tell me I'm the prettiest lass around.

I am off my trolley most often than not. Others see me as a wild lady due to the crazy things I do. I can't deny that because it is true. Real men are the only ones capable of handling me. Patience, endurance, and strength are the three things you sh...

Playing tennis was a way for me to release tension for years. Nowadays, I am often disappointed that it doesn't give me the same thrill anymore. Maybe fucking a dipstick would make me feel better, maybe those of the younger variety will do.

I once caught a mate of my son with his pants down because he thought beating his bishop in our living room was a brilliant idea. Nevertheless though, I gave him a "hand" just so he wouldn't feel so embarrassed about the whole ordeal.