There's a lot of ravishing blokes here but my eyes and fanny are only set to search for a certain type of bloke. And that would be someone who has a gigantic cock that will keep my balloon knot, thrupney bits, and fanny occupied.

I have long left my sodding husband, didn't even know why I married him in the first place. Regretted it along with all the time I wasted on staying. I took the time to heal and learn about what I want in life. Now I just want to find a bloke who lov...

There are times that I fancy a stroll in the park with just a trench coat on. Nothing else, just a coat and a pair of heels. I think I could get away with it, I mean why would a middle-aged woman like me be up to no good?

The best thing about me is my saggy tits. I know that some may find it a turn off, but I am sure there are still a handful of lads who are into old lady's breasts. I assure you will not be disappointed in them.

With the kids pursuing their own careers and my ex-husband prancing around with his new tart, I think it's about time that I have my own fun too. I hope it comes in the form of a fit gent who knows how to take care of a lady like they deserve. I want...

Bear in mind that not all old people are a bore, some of us still go out and about and paint the town red. I for one always have mischief in my mind and get pretty cheeky when a lad comes around showering me with flirty compliments.