Self-assured men are bleedin' switched on. I get drawn to men who listen to the tiniest details. Just giving me their time and care is dooze to entice me to their character. Is there any man out there for me?

One of my pet peeves is when I hear constant pen clicking. I work in an office and there's always a person who would incessantly play with their pens. It doesn't make me barmy, only annoyed and would have difficulty concentrating. I wonder is there's...

Recently gotten into writing smutty fanfiction. Not the best past time according to a few mates but it's bloody fun so I'll keep at it. So far the shagging is kept to the fictional realm but I hope someone plans to rectify that soon.

I know what I want and will stop at nothing to get it. Don't fret though, I give back the pleasure I get. I don't like leaving my partners unsatisfied when they're with me. Just tell me how you like it and I'll make sure to follow-through.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

I love a good sticky toffee pudding! I cannot live without it, pure decadence I tell you! I would often be disappointed if a resto does not have it on their menu. Another thing that brings me delight are dishy lads who have a sweet tooth for my straw...