Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

Listening to pop and R&B music and cooking pasta on a Friday night while watching films. Romantic movies and action movies are my favourite genres. I also go to cinemas with chips and smoothies sometimes.

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

I'm the kind of lass who's excited for her next trips. I always have questions on my mind like, "What's the trip gonna be like?" "Are there massage parlors?" "Will I find cosmic restaurants?" Having these questions in my head keeps me from sleeping.

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

Do you know why women can never propose to men? It's because guys will start unzipping their pants as soon as a lass gets down on her knees in front of him. Well, I can't blame men for this. I mean, when I kneel for my man, I expect to get something ...