Yes, I am not the sexiest lady here nor the prettiest one. Despite that, I can assure you that you will be happy with me. And that's because I have the ability to make you cum and to make you very pleased before you can say knife.

I have to admit that I can't help but beat the beans as soon as I hear my neighbours shagging and talking dirty to each other. Their conversations are really hot, making me randy, so you can't blame me if I have to beat the beans and use my sex toys ...

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

Was never fond of talking about myself so I'd just tell you what I am seeking. I would love to meet a bloke who is open to new experiences and opening up to strangers. Someone who flirts with me and tells me about dark secret desires that no one else...

Leave me speechless. Fill this empty hollow. Light my core with your scorching desire. Literally, take me to heaven. I want to feel how it is to be pounded hard by a stranger. Keep going until the moon shines down on us.

Pros: - I give a good jobby. - I don't have a gag reflex. - My feet are soft. - I like snogging in cars. Cons: - I can't reach the top shelf without the help of a ladder. - Drinks excessively. - Will hog the sheets.