I enjoy spending my weekends in dressing gowns to let the jubblies and minge take a breath. I think it would be absolutely lovely to chat with someone during this time. Adding some spice while I enjoy the afternoon biscuits and tea.

Writing something about myself is never my cup of tea. It’s just that describing myself sometimes feels like I might over-egg the pudding. As such, if you are interested in me and you have any questions, feel free to send me a private message, some...

I'm not in search of a man who can move mountains. I'm looking for a man who can shake the earth. He should know how to rock my world in the craziest way possible. I'd fall for him even more if he has eyes that tells me he wants to fuck me hard.

I play chess when I need to think or find a solution to a problem. I play the piano when I want to be inspired or when I'm already motivated. I clean the house to keep it from micro dust. I go to my bed when lust strikes.

I'm a fan of raves and knees-up, so I love Fridays. I normally have such a busy week, and happy Fridays help me be full of beans again for some pub hopping. Though I stop myself from drinking too much to avoid being arse over tit, especially if a dis...

I'm not a complicated lass who does not know what she wants in life. Also, I'm not a choosy babe who has extremely high standards in men. The only thing that I want is for someone to please every inch of my body in various ways.