I get handsy when I'm around handsome lads who are friendly with old ladies such as myself. They make me simper with all the compliments they hand my way. Sometimes I just want to kiss them all over and would even give them a shag to remember if they...

I'm not going to ask you to worship this frail but desirable body, for I'm not the Creator of the Universe. I'm just a woman craving for attention and sex. I may not be as glamorous as I was when I was younger, but I can assure you that I'm wild as a...

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

The kind of intimate scene that I enjoy the most is when a man starts to kiss me while we're in front of a mirror. You'd surely hear me softly gasp once you slowly undress me while looking at me intently.

I took the Pottermore test and landed myself in Hufflepuff. Which suits me since I am fond of the colour yellow, it's warm and bright. I'm also very friendly so don't be shy about leaving a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

I can't promise anything as promises are made to be broken. If you're open with being in a "No Promises" online relationship, then I'd like to know who you are. You might just be the perfect match I've been searching for.