I've worked at one of the local theaters in our area when I was younger, and I can't even begin to tell you just how many people I've caught shagging in the bathrooms and janitor closets. Some I even found snogging in the alcoves. I envy them even as...

Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

Run your tongue on my back while caressing my baps. Don't stop until you hear me gasp. Make me want you even in my dreams with your erotic touch. Feel my wetness and put your knob into my fanny. Ride me. Fill my nights with awesome shagging.

My life has become dull as a ditchwater since I broke up with my partner. He introduced me to many things, including kinks I don't usually do. I thought I would forget about those when we broke up, but my body is craving them. I hope there is a man ...

Recently divorced but I'm glad I left that wanker of a husband. I'm more sorry to myself for going through all of that and always having to finish myself off since he seems to forget. I'm here to find a lad that can satisfy me the way I deserve.

I reckon the remedy to a boring afternoon is to be shagged senseless by a fit bloke in front of a mirror, and I strongly agree. It gets me going when I see how a cock slides into my sopping cunt or being watched by the fine gent I'm with.