I like to be with people who are not too serious with their life. Those who are not afraid to faff around sometimes. There's always a kid inside me that wants to be quirky and have a fantastic time with blokes.

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

Not to brag but I know how to handle randy men with ease. Though every now and then, a dishy lad comes along to turn my world upside down in the most delectable ways. I let them have their fun before I turn the tables around and start my own brand of...

I want a pervert bloke; someone who's not shy to confess his feelings. I'd be happy if he's not afraid to kiss me in public or when he's there to hold my hand and hug me from behind when I'm unsure of myself.

A submissive lass. It only means one thing... A bloke I'm with can do whatever he wishes to do with me since the ball is in his court. As a lass finding immense happiness in being dominated, I only move when I receive orders.

Cheerful, loving, and caring! I fancy to bubtion -talk when I'm trying to convince someone. It somehow works, don't ask how? Just looking for a funny, sweet man, and has messy barnet. I find it bleedin' switched on and mafted.