I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

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I've seen couples argue all the time. That's why I want to play my cards well. For now, I'm content with getting to know some men with the air of mystery. I'm still young, and I should follow my granny's advice: "Play all you want while you're young....

I felt bloody gutted when my fiance went to a burton earlier than me. It took me a few years before I’ve finally gotten over the grief of him passing away. But now, I am ready to welcome someone into my life. Right now, all I need is someone who ca...

As I was writing this, I felt pitiful for myself. I mean, I never thought of doing this, but my life right now doesn't allow me to go out and mingle with hot singles. I think this is the easiest and most convenient way to have some dick, especially w...