As I was writing this, I felt pitiful for myself. I mean, I never thought of doing this, but my life right now doesn't allow me to go out and mingle with hot singles. I think this is the easiest and most convenient way to have some dick, especially w...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

If you give me chocolates, expensive or not, I will just keep them, for I don't accept bribes. Most men have given me chocolates or expensive things to have me, but I'm not that easy. You have to please me in a different way, luv.

Do you know why women can never propose to men? It's because guys will start unzipping their pants as soon as a lass gets down on her knees in front of him. Well, I can't blame men for this. I mean, when I kneel for my man, I expect to get something ...

I'm not a picky lady. I've never been one. I'm that type who goes with her friends anywhere under the sun. We can go hiking, swimming, camping, or even backpacking. It's perfect if I'm being fucked near a bonfire.

I grew up in the countryside so my knowledge about what's happening in the big cities is limited. I've just been here for a few weeks now and I am very keen to explore. Not just places but also the people I could meet! If you're up for this adventure...