I have no intention of making myself known through complex or complicated things. I am the kind of woman who loves to keep things nice and simple. I do believe that there is beauty in simplicity. I hope my simple ways will not bore you out.

I'm a submissive lass who doesn't mind being treated as a ball that can be dribbled anytime. Being submissive has given me time to explore my desires as well as the things a dominant man loves to have.

Mates say that I have a piss poor sense of humour for laughing at the most inappropriate times. But there are just some things in life that you need to inject some humour into in order to cope with the situation. Do you feel the same way?

I'm still a working gal, believe it or not, and I supported myself all my life. It recently dawned to me how much time I've spent sitting in an office chair when I could be sitting a lad's lap. I hope it's not too late to be chasing joysticks.

Don't allow me to have orgasm until you cum thrice. Punish me if I don't follow your command, my master. Spank me or throw me for misbehaving. Be extreme. Show me that wild side of yours. Unleash it, and you'll never regret doing so.

Flowers and sweets are nice, but I would rather receive the best fucking shagging experience there is with a fit young bloke. I don't want to waste my time imagining the things I might miss out just because of my age.