Since I am not getting any younger, I would like to do everything that I want. For starters, I want to find a bloke who is willing to have some flirty to naughty chats with me. I want an open-minded bloke who can talk to me in the dirtiest ways possi...

I'm a bleedin' passionate and affectionate bint. Searching for love in this vast world. I know it's impossible but a lassie 's got to try and have a little faith. It has been so long since love has swayed my way.

I don't like to be controlled, but I don't want you to have the wrong idea. I'm not dominant either. I want equality between me and you. We should both have the freedom to be gentle and wild in bed whenever we want to.

I took the Pottermore test and landed myself in Hufflepuff. Which suits me since I am fond of the colour yellow, it's warm and bright. I'm also very friendly so don't be shy about leaving a message, I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Loves snogging that leads to shagging. Sex is one thing I'm willing to do for the rest of my life. It adds flavour to my ordinary life and makes me happier. On Saturdays, I don't normally sleep. I'm out drinking in a pub, flirting with blokes.