Don't be misled by how I appear to be. I know that my appearance reflects a side chick, but it's far from my temperament. I, for one, value myself and will only fall for a guy who can exhibit me as his main chick.

I'm still single despite my age and I don't have a problem with that. In fact, I want to stay single for as long as I can and maybe until I feel envious of my friends who are already taken and married.

I want to escape the real world, and go to a different world where flirting and having sex is not seen as immoral. I'd be chuffed if a bloke can lick my arse any time or if he can drink from my strawberry creams.

The hottest thing about shagging is I can drink lots of hot thick milk. With the milk, I don't need to go out of our room to drink water nor eat food. I can go straight to the shower to clean myself then we can have another round of intimacy until th...

What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

I used to be a happy-go-lucky kind of lass until I realized that I am slowly getting old already. Now that I am at this age, some things are a bit out of reach now. I hope it's not too late for me to enjoy what life has planned out for me.