Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

Men are so self-conscious when it comes to making sounds during sex, especially those who are in their 20's. I would love to hear their moans and groans when we're fucking. It makes me randier and try to shag them harder.

I am sure you will not believe this, but I've only been fucked by one man my whole life. My late husband is my first, but hopefully not my last. I am not sure whether I am good or not. I only know one thing, and that is this pussy would like to be fu...

It has been a long time since someone gave me an Aussie kiss and I am badly missing it already. Yes, I miss the feeling of having someone kissing my axe wound until it is as wet as a river. If you are fond of giving Aussie kisses, maybe you're the on...

The process of making a full English breakfast is therapeutic for me. It brings me joy like no other, I take my time and savour the flavours rather than eat like a rabid dog. I have always kept my poise unless it's behind closed bedroom doors.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to set him as the default browser, then you don't have the right to be a pussy and not do the same thing with me. Don't hesitate to send me a message because it's the only way you will know if I like yo...