At my age, you're going to realise that you'd rather enjoy all the vacant time you've been handed, rather than sit around on you tuchus all day. Recently I picked up on reading smutty novels and watching pornography to occupy my time.

Walking into a sex shop for the first time at my age is nerve-wracking. I'm already middle-aged yet I still blushed like I was a teenager! Nevertheless, I mustered up all my courage and picked up the biggest dildo I could find.

It doesn't matter if you're young or old and if you're handsome or not. The only thing that matters to me is your ability to make my pussy wet and ready for some fucking. If you think you have admirable sex skills, shoot me a DM right the hell now.

I taste like honey that gives men forever joy once their demanding lips touch me. I have fresh, sweet scent waiting to be savored by a gent. Through my natural sugary flavor, a man is sure to walk on air after having me.

I am a bit sensitive between my thighs, so if you want to give me the pleasure I deserve that is one way to go. Licking my clit while fingering my cunt will surely result in a powerful gush of sweet pussy juice. Do you want to try it out?

I get hurt whenever people call me a slag because it's not really true. Well, I may act like a whore but I am confident to say that I am not one. I may be very slutty and naughty most of the time but I can promise that there will not come a time that...