I'm passionate about making a lad's life happy by giving him what he needs. It's not just about getting off, but it's more about supporting him as he finds his way to become more successful. I want to be there when he's sad and when he's happy.

Now that I am a lot older, I realized the importance of having a man who will spend the rest of his life with you. It's quite depressing that I don't have someone to help me out every time I feel lonely and horny.

What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

I'm not easily cheesed of by the weather as most people are. What's important for me is having a snog in a chock-a-block. Public shows are fantastic, and I'm always chuffed by it. People may think that what we're doing is a codswallop, but it's not, ...

I work hard but play harder. I relish being outdoors, particularly throughout the summertime. Even winter can't make me stay at home. I love food, good company and loud laughter, while downing tequila.

They say all women are born equal. If that's the case, then I might be hatched from an egg because I am better than everyone else in everything that I do. I don't mean to brag, but just take a good look at my body. How can a human give birth to a god...