I'm the conventional type of lass, but I'm not what you think I am. I have sex with anyone I meet in pubs. The reason I said I'm a bit of a traditional type is that I dislike being choked or being slapped in the middle of getting off. I prefer gentle...

I have been longing for a lad who can make all my sexual dreams come true. And I want to be with someone who doesn't mind exerting efforts just to make a lass like me reach the climax. If you fit the description of the lad I'm trying to find, DM me.

If you are one of the guys who can't wait to have a taste of what my hot body has to offer, then let me warn you now. My pussy will cost you more than a wink, more than a drink, and more than what you think.

Just you're bog-standard bint. Cheerful and sensual. My beautiful eyes and rosy cheeks can charm any fellow. I am too careful with my words and actions for them to not get the wrong idea and hurt me in the end. Just something serious and true lad to ...

Good provider. Nice Chap. Six-pack abs. Deal-breaker. These are things that blokes think we, lasses, are looking for, but to me they are all superficial. A panty peeler suits me just fine. What happens in my bed is more important than how someone loo...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?