Breaking up with my long-term partner is a damp squib. We broke up last week and I didn't even shed a single tear. And right now, I am already on the search for someone who can replace him. Are there any volunteers here?

The first thing I look at when I visit someone else's house for the first time is their bathroom. A dirty loo is a big turn off for me. I mean, there's nothing adorable about a man who can't clean his own bathroom. Might as well dump his dirty ass on...

The packaging doesn't matter, it's the contents that should leave you speechless. The filthy gifts that I have in mind will have you panting and I have no qualms about making your wishes come true. Strip off my wrapping and I'll surely not disappoint...

I am still confused about who I truly want to look for in here. But one thing's for sure, I am horny and I want to find someone who can fulfill my cravings and fantasies. If you think you are the one I'm looking for, don't waste another minute and me...

If you want to be happy and delighted, you should choose a lass who can understand you and give you what you deserve. She should be happy for having a proper lad such as yourself. You don't need to search far and wide for that kind of girl. You are a...

Doing it in the park in the middle of the night with two blokes is the ultimate fantasy. Though you will not hear any complaints from me even if I could only have one dick in me. I just want the thrill that comes with fucking outside and maybe gettin...