We all had that not so innocent fantasies about authorities disciplining us in the most delicious ways. My favourite scenario hands down would be a lady like me getting caught by the police for being indecent in public and then taught a lesson.

Whenever my daughter brings around a bloke, he would always end up tied to one of my bedposts. I am separated, nor do I really have plans of inviting them to bed-- they just come around on their own. I sometimes feel guilty but I make sure to punish ...

I am out of the game for so long that I don't know how to play it anymore. Now that I have a lot of time on my hands, I decided to be playful and naughty again. I hope it's not too late for me. Send me a message now, and let's see if I can still brin...

I'm not some old bint who'll fumble around in bed when it comes to shagging. I'm far from it. I kept up with the times and have been around a few lads who taught me a lot of neat tricks. Now I'm looking forward to new partners who would love to show ...

My career took up most of my younger years. I don't regret it but I mourn the days of having to turn down fit blokes. Now that I have retired, I am going to do my damnest to try and shag as many lads as I can.

Powerful and Randy: These are only the two things that I need from a man. You don't need to show me your financial assets if you don't want me to be turned off. I'd like you to be rich in hot cream not pounds nor dollars.