I'm a lazy bitch who does not want to move a muscle whenever she's having a leg over with someone. I prefer to just be like a lifeless doll who receives pleasure and who gets fucked over and over again without exerting any effort.

Drinking on Saturdays. Shagging someone who's dishy. Fantasising while watching erotic videos. These are three activities that has been routinary. I'm happy with my choices. They make me full of beans all the time.

It is my first time registering on a site like this and I'm not really sure of what I'm doing. Yes, I'm a newbie and I'm looking for someone who can guide me here. I hope that things will be fine and will not go pear-shaped.

Massages are a blessing from the divine gods! I love receiving and giving them as a preparation to the main fucking event. Especially when you have weary joints like me, it is good to give a good rub down before doing any strenuous activity.

Many men are enchanted my by mesmerising eyes. I can hear them gasp as I pass by the street or when riding the tube. I can't blame them, can't I? But, I'm not the typical lass who shags with anyone without the getting to know part.

Let me be brave and say that I am the perfect woman. I have the beauty, the brain and of course the personality. I don’t want to be arrogant but it’s very rare for a lady to have all these attributes, all at the same time. Aren’t you lucky to f...