I'm a career bint. Spending each day convincing the board members of my ideas. Don't get me pete tong! I enjoy my graft, but men find me intimidating at times. Plus, the fact that I haven't had shag in months. I'm losing my edge. So, help a bint out.

Lots of people ask me about my ideal lad and I don't know what to tell them. Because the truth is, I am okay with any lad who comes in my way. It will just be a bonus if he knows how to use his dangly-bits really well.

Do you want what the best thing in the world is? In my opinion, it’s getting to experience the fun and happiness of being in a relationship without being in an actual relationship. And that’s what I want right now.

Been on dating sites for a while, but I decided to stop and went soul-searching. The experience was something I'll never want to be erased from my hard drive or should I say my sexy brain. I look forward to having more good memories.

Hanging around in the university library has become a habit of mine. Not to study, rather to scope out the dashing gents who come and go. Picking one out to drag into the secluded shelves and snog him senseless before walking away like nothing happen...

Trying out multiple sex positions was something I never got the chance to do when I was younger. I was satisfied with doggystyle because a man from behind me can reach my G-spot pretty easily. But my age makes me wilder. It keeps on nudging me to try...