I'm attracted to men who have the power to make me dripping wet in an instant. These men are what I consider as gods on Earth because they know my sexual needs. They can make my legs tremble with their touch.

I am the kind of lady who will bare it all on the first date. I believe in love at first fuck. I will not enter a relationship with someone unless I make sure first that he can make me cum and feel satisfied in bed.

I am looking for a man who still smells nice after a long day. Someone who will not stink even after not taking a bath the whole day. Is there a lad like that here? I hope I am not asking for too much. All I want is someone who smells good.

I can be playful, but I can be serious at the same time. There's a time to be flirty, and there's a time to rest. Unlike other lasses, I'm not interested in getting off with many chaps every day. That's tiring. Once a week is okay.

I am an outspoken lady who loves to keep things simple and avoid all the complicated stuff as much as I can. I am not here for anything serious like love or whatnots. I only want to have a reliable man who can lend me his cock when I'm feeling down.

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?