I find it bullocks how most people think that old ladies are a bunch of bores. On the contrary, I for one go to pubs to flirt around with fit blokes and maybe take them to my flat to play with. I live life to the fullest and I am loving every second ...

I want to become the greatest lady in the world in terms of pleasing a man. For that to happen, I will need a lot of practice. I am looking for a bloke willing to be with me as I hone my skills. Let me try out my talents for you. I assure you that yo...

I would characterise myself as free-spirited, somewhat of a risk-taker who’s not frightened to take uncertainties and attempt new things. You can easily refer to me as a passionate adventurer dowager.

I've been called a prude a lot when I was younger, but in reality, I love pleasuring and experimenting with myself. I'm not just too vocal about it because I am a shy lass. I do want to learn to be more confident about asking for what I want and expr...

Tea is my first love. I can drink eight cups of tea with lots of milk while eating an egg and cress club sandwich filled with mayonnaise, mashed hard-boiled eggs, and cheese or dunking biscuits into my tea.

"I'm proud to say that I can do the things that normal lasses can't do or are disgusted to do: 1. I can lick cum that dripped onto the floor. 2. I swallow men's hot cream, for it's delicious and healthy."